Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Breaking news

The people have spoken. Meet....


Yes, in an act of bipartisan cooperation, this formerly nameless doll proudly bears a hyphenated first name, reflecting the will of the people; with a slight spelling modification to one of her component appelations, reflecting the ruling of her court. She's a true American product, highly defended in honor and glory and smoothed over with legislation. And I think she's winking at us.

As you can see, it was a tight race, through and through. And if you're unhappy tonight with the outcome of this election, E told me tonight that she thinks this was a grand exercise, and she plans to sew a new doll every four years and invite your input again. So whatever your feelings on this result may be, you get to voice your opinion again in 2016. God bless America!

Now, who's ready to talk about something besides elections?
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