Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. –Plato

In honor of April Fool’s Day tomorrow, let’s play a guessing game.

I promise that of the five quotes below, I said four of them today to some child of mine or another. Which is the odd one out?

1) Let her have a turn in my belly button.

2) Sweet girl, don’t sit on the table with no underwear. Now you have shredded cheese hanging out of your vagina.

3) Ugh, sweetie, yogurt is not paint and that straw is not a paintbrush, and -- oy! -- that afghan is definitely not paper.

4) Would you stop licking the oven door? M, your daughter is tongueing the oven. I think she’s going to let it get to second base.

5) Love, I know you really like making rhymes right now, but I don't think you should describe your tushie as 'bushy.' Trust me that those two words don't go well together.

And the answer is…
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Would you stop licking the oven door? M, your daughter is tongueing the oven. I think she’s going to let it get to second base.

Did you guess correctly?


I didn’t say that today. I said it on Saturday. Pin It