--But Mama, how does Eeyore swish his tail?
"Well, love, it's hard to explain since you and I don't have tails. But animals who do have tails have muscles in those tails, so imagine wiggling muscles past the end of your tushie. But it's a little hard, isn't it, to imagine moving a body part you don't have?"
No, I understand. Because we know about that already in our family.
Like Daddy's pee-nits. Can Daddy swish his pee-nits? That's how Eeyore swishes his tail.