Portrait of willful disobedience
Even the Pampers baby printed on the cardboard box is looking up at her and shaking his head while he laughs, Kid, wouldja stop emptying the recycling all over the floor already?
(And no, she didn't poop through her pants and have to keep wearing them. She ate blueberries, sat on them, squashed them, and had to keep wearing the pants. And yes, we dressed her in off-white and sent her to school with blueberries. Clearly we're too tired to think things through. Tomorrow morning you are welcome to come over and pack lunches. In fact, that would be great. Thanks!)