Thursday, June 5, 2008

From here to squirmnation

L flipped over so quickly and took off, aborting my diaper change, dragging her vagina across the carpet in her rapid commando crawl. Things I had to say to her, in commando-worthy rapid-fire:

We don't eat wipes!
We don't lick tables!
Don't eat your sister's shoes!
And we don't eat TOES! Pin It

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Watch out world! L is on her way to making her mark....I just hope it doesn't lead to another spot on the carpet!

Love, Grams

Anonymous said...

Increase yours and M's reaction time, it looks like L is off to the races.

Love, Grandpa